Eastenders Christmas Special
Sauvignon Blanc & cigarettes
No Batteries
The Smell of Nothingness
The Only Roses Left in the Box
Chocolate, strawberry goo, orange goo
Chris Rea
Motor oil & fresh tomatoes
Twelve Pubs Vomit
Beer, vodka, ill-advised whiskey,
peanuts which don’t suffice as
a full meal, bile, stomach acid
100% Authentic
Not necessarily nice.
A classic Christmas gift.
With a realistic twist.
Because Boring Doesn’t Smell.