Who are you?

We are an independent Creative Agency that happens to be full of Christmas Smell aficionados.

What smells didn’t make the cut?

During our lengthy and highly scientific R&D process, we tested and eliminated several smells that would have been nice, if they weren’t so rotten. Highlights include ‘‘A Bit of Everything’ (Yer da’s favourite dessert), and ‘A Sneaky Chipper’ (For when you need a break from Turkey).

How many times did you have to tone down the vomit smell?

Twice

I have some ideas for Real Irish Christmas smells - can I send them to you?

Sure.

Why ‘Boring Doesn’t Smell’?

Because our agency philosophy is ‘Boring Doesn’t Sell’. This is a fact - if you want communications that genuinely move the dial, they simply can’t be boring.

Where do proceeds go?

After delivery costs, every cent of every purchase will go to a local Irish charity. We don’t know which one yet, we’ll keep you posted.

Are you really selling these things?

Yes.

Do you have many?

No.